This is a little post inspired by the comedian Jeff Foxworthy. If any of you remember his “you might be a redneck” bit this will all be familiar to you and for those not familiar (all 7 of you) I hope you enjoy it as well. I can’t take credit for coming up with all of them some of them are things that I do and some were sent into me by one of my readers. Now, the moment you have all been waiting for (not really but here it is anyway) here are 20 signs that you might be a cruise addict.
- You not only use a cruise line credit card but also own stock in at least one cruise line so that you can maximize savings and on board credit
- You value everything according to cruises. My new computer cost 1.5 cruises, that pizza I just ordered costs 3 drinks of the day
- You go clothes shopping and find yourself buying outfits based on whether or not they would be good for casual dinner nights on the ship.
- When ordering drinks at the neighborhood pub you instinctively order the funship special and actually expect the bartender to know what you are talking about
- You own more bathing suits than jeans
- Your cell phone ring tone is Smokey Robinson’s “Cruisin
- You buy a tux for formal night and calculate how quickly it will pay for itself
- You select your cell phone plan based on how much it will cost to make calls in places you want to cruise.
- You lose weight, not for health, but so you can pig out on the cruise
- When you board the ship the cruise director refers to you by name and gives you a high five
- You use the term “chair hog” when someone accidentally leaves their coat on the bus
- When someone asks you how your cruise went your response is “which one?”
- You bought a netbook to take on your cruises because carrying 6 memory cards was becoming too much trouble
- You can place your order in a specialty restaurant without having to look at the menu
- Through trial and error you’ve learned how to make a duck billed platypus out of your bathroom handtowels
- You’ve considered moving so you can drive to your cruises from now on
- You go on more cruises than you tell everyone because they wouldn’t understand
- When someone asks which boat you are sailing on next, you respond by saying “its a ship”
- You start counting the days to your next cruise before you get of the ship of your current one cruise.
- You don’t care where the ship is going as long as you are on it
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